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I am done my math. I am done (!!) my math. My math is done. By me.… - Fly, By Night. (A Still Life)
tempting the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing
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kalio_plaid
I am done my math.

I am done (!!) my math.

My math is done. By me. Done. Finished. Completed.

AND BURIED HUZZAH HUZZAH IT'S OVER I WILL NEVER LOOK AT AN ASYMPTOTE AGAIN!!!!!1!

(But really: hee. Asymptote. As in, "This graph looks like asymptote." Hee hee hee.)

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My computer is slow. Why is my computer slow? I'm glad you asked. My computer is slow because I am copying the other Moulin Rouge CD to it. This is so that it can go home with Ang tomorrow after Shrek 2 which I can SEE OMGOMG!!!1! because I'm DONE MY MATH.

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The CD has copied. My computer is still slow. Why is my computer still slow? I'm glad you asked. My computer is still slow because I am downloading so. much. stuff. for Ang's CDs which I still have yet to burn for her. They won't be done for tomorrow, but they might be done in time for the moviefest, which I will be attending having DONE MY MATH.

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All downloads have been called to a halt. Why is this? I'm glad you asked! (*grin à la talkshowhost or usedcarsalesman or infomercialperson*) All downloads have been called to a halt because OMG in the British adverts for MasterCard the tagline is delivered by OMGJACKDAVENPORTOMGLOVE!!!1!and I am frantically searching for pirated copies of said adverts. Frantically. Frantically like a frantic fangirl. That's right.

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One has never heard French until one has heard French as sung by Rufus Wainwright. That is all.

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"Plea for KazaaLite" (a triad)
Verse I

What cruel fate doth now control
My KazaaLite and so my soul?
O cruèl wretched and unkind
That my beloved cannot find
Those soft sweet tones of Davenport
(Don't make me click that dumb 'abort'.)

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Taped and watched MTV awards last night. LOTR hobbitslash = squee! Sean's message to Elijah = squee! JOHNNY DEPP = TEH SQUEEE!

Asylum theme = v. v. disturbing omg.

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"Plea for KazaaLite" (a triad)
Verse II

Tempting treats you dangle low
Where beady little rat snakes go.
These are not the ads I seek.
Thou art scoundral, scamp, and sneak.
Still I quest through thy foul rule.
(...Star Wars advert? Really? Cool!)

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I've been friended by an apparently random POTC and HP fan. Rum and huzzah! *waves hello to ciuna on the off chance she has not already regretted her decision and hastily unfriended*

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"Plea for KazaaLite" (a triad)
Verse III

What upon my ears now falls
But my mother's angry calls.
Voice impatient, language grating,
Message loud and unabating...
Not tonight, oh woe and sorrow!
(I'll be back this time tomorrow.)

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Goes without saying, anyone who can provide me with one of these commercials will be given love and candy and rum. (Order not necessarily proportionate to amount.)

--Kalio


P.S. math = done.

today's soundtrack is: Rufus Wainwright: Complainte de la Butte

beelzebub has 10 devils put aside for me ... will you do the fandango?
Comments
cris_rei From: cris_rei Date: June 18th, 2004 11:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well now....

Haven't we had quite the day?

~Cris
ciuna From: ciuna Date: June 19th, 2004 05:11 am (UTC) (Link)
*blinks* That is what I call a journal entry!

Oh, and congrats on having done your math!
From: theanomaly Date: June 19th, 2004 07:45 am (UTC) (Link)

Bravo, bravo

*applause* Excellent *Plea For KazaaLite*

I will see what I can do for said commercials tonight or tomorrow morning. I have work training today till 3 (on a beautiful sunny Saturday, I know).
katie_is_quirky From: katie_is_quirky Date: June 19th, 2004 08:31 am (UTC) (Link)
http://www.qvoice.co.uk/artistlist.php?Sex=Male&Age=%&Accent=

And there we are. Just scroll down to find him. Oh! And Damian O'Hare (Gillette from PotC) is on there too!

I'll be expecting my love and candy and rum via email.
sticckler From: sticckler Date: June 19th, 2004 11:47 am (UTC) (Link)
You have the best posts.


Moulin Rouge cd! Yay! now I can have my Rufus song back and my Ewan songs and my Bono song and... Yay!

And yay! for having completed math. Die math die! 'cause if math was dead then calculus class next year would be really simple

Good luck on finding the ad. Have you asked goingxmissing? She is British and a major Davenport fan so she might know where to find a copy...
berne From: berne Date: June 19th, 2004 12:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee! I think that is one of the longest squeeposts I've had the pleasure/alarm to read. ;) And I feel an evil cackle coming on at being the one to instigate this MasterCard!JackDav obsession. Muah. Muahahaha.
sticckler From: sticckler Date: June 19th, 2004 09:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Current music: Rufus Wainwright: Complainte de la Butte

*glares*
kentucky_kyla From: kentucky_kyla Date: June 19th, 2004 10:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: "Die Math Die."

Of course, you mean...

The math, the.

Die test was uber-hard though, hey?
Ich ben failing it, for sure.

jaydee_lady From: jaydee_lady Date: June 20th, 2004 09:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
I know how you feel. Good riddance math! Au revoir! Ciao! Averdici!

Loved your poetic flights btw. Totally see what McDowell meant about your sense of meter.
From: (Anonymous) Date: July 2nd, 2004 11:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
HEhehe, It always was and will remain a gopher! : P
That's my way of saying i am readin g what you write. haha, as long as you keep up the poetry and Stay away from obssessing over thigns i cant follow : P haha.
P.S. GOPHER!!!!
beelzebub has 10 devils put aside for me ... will you do the fandango?