June 10th, 2004 06:15 pm (UTC)
11'o'clock News: Train wreck results in heavy casualties
Whoknows, Somewhereland (Reuters) - June 10, 2004: A deadly train wreck in the district of kalio_plaid today resulted in the death of over 100 memes and sentence fragments. Emergency crews were stunned and dismayed when they arrived on the scene, and often had to duck and cover as wounded zeeky-boogy-(I don't think so... - Ed.) detonated without warning every so often.
Among the dead are noted talkshow host Boingyboingboingboing! and the esteemed Professor Blah Blahson. In serious condition in hospital are kalio_plaid's plotbunny (reported to be recovering nicely, and with an appetite).
In other news, theanomaly's lj goes friends-only for reasons guessable.
(Question: isn't your plotbunny a close relative of the bunny from Holy Grail? Would explain a few things, would it not?)