In honour of the day and the man who makes it important, a poem from your favourite wandering minstrel.
Johnny had a fangirl squad,
The fangirls loved him much
To celebrate his birthday they
Obsessed and squeed and such.
With Mountain Dew and posters
And Doritos and such things
They threw a party and they got
As drunk as pirate kings*.
Huzzah! Huzzah! for Johnny Depp
You always make our day
We know that you're now forty-ONE
But really, that's okay.
The greatest actor EVAR
(And though you claim to be 'cursed'
With those great looks), we love you!
Have a happy forty-first.
*Pirate king: see Pirates of Penzance
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huz--
Anyway, TAG today; will be finding out exactly how badly my courses are screwed up for next year, so I can get on with panicking and running around frantically trying to get them sorted out. (Or, on the optimistic side, finding out that they're not screwed up much at all ... yeah, you're right, that's not terribly likely.)
today's forecast is: amused